A couple of scenes from Azerbaijan, a wedding, and a picture of me with my friends Sahib (standing) and Javan (sitting).
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Older pics
A couple of scenes from Azerbaijan, a wedding, and a picture of me with my friends Sahib (standing) and Javan (sitting).
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
More New Year's pics
Some pics from New Year's in Tbilisi, including a picture of a sign on a khinkali restaurant, one of the national foods of Georgia. Check out the writing, the Georgian alphabet is really cool looking. I'm trying to teach myself some of it, so far I've got the alphabet down but the language itself is absurdly complicated. The big gold statue is of Saint George slaying a dragon or some other big evil lizard looking thing.
The Baku Blues
(Me at a winehouse in Tbilisi; bowing down to Heydar Bey; Standing in front of the mountains in Zagatala; My friend Josh giving the thumbs up to Georgian cuisine; Magnus, The Monstercat...may he rest in peace)
Under normal circumstances, being in Baku would be totally rad. Not being in Ujar, especially in winter when it's cold, cloudy, rainy, muddy, and generally gross in virtually every respect, is almost always a good thing. That is, unless you're in Baku for a Peace Corps conference. Under such circumstances I would almost rather be in Ujar freezing and bored to death than sitting here listening to government bureaucrats drone on and on and on about a bunch of nonsense. One fortunate part of the whole business is that PC is obliged to put me up in a nice hotel with a comfortable bed, English news on the TV, and INTERNET! YES!
Therefore, I am taking this opportunity to appease my poor, forlorn family members and friends who have been missing me and relentlessly begging me to post some pictures of my smiling countenance for them to coo and fawn over and such. So, here you are!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Sakartvelo On My Mind
(note: This blog is supposed to include pictures, but somewhere between my computer and this one the pictures disappeared off my flash drive. Still, I feel compelled to post something about my amazing adventure in the land called Sakartvelo...pics will come later.)
So, as some of you may know I spent my New Year's holiday in Tbilisi, Georgia. Some of you may also be aware that Tbilisi is not, in fact, a suburb of Atlanta. It is the capital of a small country in the South Caucasus, crammed in between Russia, Azerbaijan, Armenia and the Black Sea. It is also, in my opinion, the most awesome city in the world. As far as Caucasian cities go, it puts Baku to shame in just about every aspect imaginable. Since I'm currently a resident of Azerbaijan I'm not allowed to go to Armenia, but I imagine that Yerevan is probably about the same as Baku. Tbilisi, however, is about as amazing as a city can get.
The city itself is old...really, really, really OLD. There are castles and old churches sitting atop mountains scattered all across the city. The bulk of the city is centered in a valley through which a river runs, and travelling to any point in the city usually involves crossing the river at least once. This is a good thing, as there are countless examples of ancient and modern architecture, art, churches and all kinds of other stuff to see everywhere in the city. It is a bad thing because Georgians drive with an insanely homicidal lack of concern for pedestrians, traffic or themselves. I thought driving was bad in Azerbaijan, but Tbilisi takes the cake. Things like lanes, sidewalks, crosswalks and traffic signals have about as much tangible meaning to a Georgian driver as a Pollock painting does to a colorblind schizophrenic. Fortunately I managed not to become reduced to a greasy spot on Rustaveli Avenue, thanks in part to the fact that the local authorities had the foresight to shut it down prior to it being absolutely overrun by holiday revelers.
New Years itself was insanity. Imagine a frenzied warzone of wine-fueled partying, plus fireworks, clowns, puppeteers and concerts on every corner. After a while I just accepted that I was going to hear anything for the rest of the night after the 10th M-80 went off about 3 feet from my ear. In fact, I remember towards the end of the night people were throwing fireworks directly at my feet, my friends warning me "KEVIN GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!" and me just walking on. I don't think I would do well in war, because after so many huge bangs in my general vicinity I tend to just ignore them. The whole night was amazingly fun, by far the best New Year's I've ever had.
Being a huge language dork, one of the most appealing parts of Georgia was their strange, almost unearthly language. Apparently named for Saint George in most other languages, the Georgian name for Georgia is "Sakartvelo". The Georgian name for Georgian is "Kartuli". I assume that whoever gave it the name Georgia probably did so because he couldn't understand what in the hell Georgians were saying to him. The Georgian language is ancient, and completely unique. The script, which Georgians claim was designed from the bends and curves of grape vines (it is, after all, one of the oldest wine making countries on earth), has been described by my fellow PC volunteers as either "The Language of Mordor" or wet spaghetti thrown on a wall. The language itself has enough consonant clusters and glottal stops to make a Klignon shudder. I know it's a very old language and that Georgians are very proud of it as a distinguishing feature of their heritage and culture, but really it just seems like a secret code they keep to annoy outsiders. When I was buying wine in a store, standing around looking like an idiot with a backpack on, some girl came up to me and started speaking Georgian and I almost wanted to scream. In an iconography shop some dude came up to me and started talking, without allowing me to interrupt, for about 5 minutes, before I managed to blurt out the only full sentence I know in Georgian: "Ar vitsi Kartuli", I don't speak Georgian. Also, my Russian has fallen into such a reprehensible state of disuse that every time I wanted to speak it I ended up speaking what I refer to as "Bakinese", namely the weird pidgin language that people in Baku speak that is a combo of Azeri, Russian, English and nonsense. Overall, I managed to get around fine, though not without feeling like an idiot every time I thought of a sentence in Russian and immediately said it in Azeri.
Overall, the best part of Georgia was just that, Georgia. It's so completely different from Azerbaijan that it's hard to believe that they exist right next to each other. Crossing the Azeri-Georgian border is like crossing from Mexico to the United States. And Georgians have such amazing things, like a working, democratic government, an uncorrupt police force, a non-oppressive, virtually equal culture, and really, really good wine. Azerbaijan is the polar opposite of all of these. In fact, it is pretty much agreed by every PCV in Azerbaijan that Georgia is paradise on earth, because after being here for so long and then travelling there it really does seem that way. The taxi driver who took us from the border to Tbilisi actually stopped and bought us all mandarins and coffee. The driver who took us from the border to Ujar overcharged me for my ride and kept putting his hand on Marina's leg. The apartment we stayed in cost less than a crappy hotel room in Baku, was a really nice place and in a decent part of town. The last time I stayed in Baku and payed for it my door had a hole in it and there was no running water. The people we met in shops were helpful, cheerful, and fun. People in Azerbaijan always look like they wish the world would end soon. In fact, Georgians buy their natural gas from Azerbaijan, but it is actually MORE EXPENSIVE here than there.
If there is any good reason for me to have my blog blocked besides the beauracratic nosiness of the American government it is this: Georgia is better than Azerbaijan, period. All the positive things I could say about Azerbaijan also apply there, but very few of the negatives.
Stay tuned for some pictures when I get time. Nakhvamdis (Goodbye, Georgian style!)
So, as some of you may know I spent my New Year's holiday in Tbilisi, Georgia. Some of you may also be aware that Tbilisi is not, in fact, a suburb of Atlanta. It is the capital of a small country in the South Caucasus, crammed in between Russia, Azerbaijan, Armenia and the Black Sea. It is also, in my opinion, the most awesome city in the world. As far as Caucasian cities go, it puts Baku to shame in just about every aspect imaginable. Since I'm currently a resident of Azerbaijan I'm not allowed to go to Armenia, but I imagine that Yerevan is probably about the same as Baku. Tbilisi, however, is about as amazing as a city can get.
The city itself is old...really, really, really OLD. There are castles and old churches sitting atop mountains scattered all across the city. The bulk of the city is centered in a valley through which a river runs, and travelling to any point in the city usually involves crossing the river at least once. This is a good thing, as there are countless examples of ancient and modern architecture, art, churches and all kinds of other stuff to see everywhere in the city. It is a bad thing because Georgians drive with an insanely homicidal lack of concern for pedestrians, traffic or themselves. I thought driving was bad in Azerbaijan, but Tbilisi takes the cake. Things like lanes, sidewalks, crosswalks and traffic signals have about as much tangible meaning to a Georgian driver as a Pollock painting does to a colorblind schizophrenic. Fortunately I managed not to become reduced to a greasy spot on Rustaveli Avenue, thanks in part to the fact that the local authorities had the foresight to shut it down prior to it being absolutely overrun by holiday revelers.
New Years itself was insanity. Imagine a frenzied warzone of wine-fueled partying, plus fireworks, clowns, puppeteers and concerts on every corner. After a while I just accepted that I was going to hear anything for the rest of the night after the 10th M-80 went off about 3 feet from my ear. In fact, I remember towards the end of the night people were throwing fireworks directly at my feet, my friends warning me "KEVIN GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!" and me just walking on. I don't think I would do well in war, because after so many huge bangs in my general vicinity I tend to just ignore them. The whole night was amazingly fun, by far the best New Year's I've ever had.
Being a huge language dork, one of the most appealing parts of Georgia was their strange, almost unearthly language. Apparently named for Saint George in most other languages, the Georgian name for Georgia is "Sakartvelo". The Georgian name for Georgian is "Kartuli". I assume that whoever gave it the name Georgia probably did so because he couldn't understand what in the hell Georgians were saying to him. The Georgian language is ancient, and completely unique. The script, which Georgians claim was designed from the bends and curves of grape vines (it is, after all, one of the oldest wine making countries on earth), has been described by my fellow PC volunteers as either "The Language of Mordor" or wet spaghetti thrown on a wall. The language itself has enough consonant clusters and glottal stops to make a Klignon shudder. I know it's a very old language and that Georgians are very proud of it as a distinguishing feature of their heritage and culture, but really it just seems like a secret code they keep to annoy outsiders. When I was buying wine in a store, standing around looking like an idiot with a backpack on, some girl came up to me and started speaking Georgian and I almost wanted to scream. In an iconography shop some dude came up to me and started talking, without allowing me to interrupt, for about 5 minutes, before I managed to blurt out the only full sentence I know in Georgian: "Ar vitsi Kartuli", I don't speak Georgian. Also, my Russian has fallen into such a reprehensible state of disuse that every time I wanted to speak it I ended up speaking what I refer to as "Bakinese", namely the weird pidgin language that people in Baku speak that is a combo of Azeri, Russian, English and nonsense. Overall, I managed to get around fine, though not without feeling like an idiot every time I thought of a sentence in Russian and immediately said it in Azeri.
Overall, the best part of Georgia was just that, Georgia. It's so completely different from Azerbaijan that it's hard to believe that they exist right next to each other. Crossing the Azeri-Georgian border is like crossing from Mexico to the United States. And Georgians have such amazing things, like a working, democratic government, an uncorrupt police force, a non-oppressive, virtually equal culture, and really, really good wine. Azerbaijan is the polar opposite of all of these. In fact, it is pretty much agreed by every PCV in Azerbaijan that Georgia is paradise on earth, because after being here for so long and then travelling there it really does seem that way. The taxi driver who took us from the border to Tbilisi actually stopped and bought us all mandarins and coffee. The driver who took us from the border to Ujar overcharged me for my ride and kept putting his hand on Marina's leg. The apartment we stayed in cost less than a crappy hotel room in Baku, was a really nice place and in a decent part of town. The last time I stayed in Baku and payed for it my door had a hole in it and there was no running water. The people we met in shops were helpful, cheerful, and fun. People in Azerbaijan always look like they wish the world would end soon. In fact, Georgians buy their natural gas from Azerbaijan, but it is actually MORE EXPENSIVE here than there.
If there is any good reason for me to have my blog blocked besides the beauracratic nosiness of the American government it is this: Georgia is better than Azerbaijan, period. All the positive things I could say about Azerbaijan also apply there, but very few of the negatives.
Stay tuned for some pictures when I get time. Nakhvamdis (Goodbye, Georgian style!)
Monday, December 14, 2009
Toys Abound!
Here's a video I shot of the most recent "toy" (wedding) I attended. Just go ahead and turn off the sound because it's so ridiculously loud in there that it immediately blew out the microphone on my camera. It's not exactly a masterpiece of film, being shot on an outdated Pentax 5mp that Kris was kind enough to donate to my mission of showing off Azerbaijan. However, you can see people dancing, eating, drinking, and generally sitting around not talking because the music is too damn loud to do anything else. One interesting aspect is that everyone is expected to make a "donation", i.e. pay for their seat. I feigned ignorance and pretended like I didn't understand, then beat a beeline for the door when this came up. As it is I'm more broke than most of the people in my town, and I am physically incapable of eating and drinking what would be the equivalent of 30 manat (the standard "donation") worth of food and vodka here anyways. For example, at a restaurant you can get 5 kebabs, a full set of salad, pickles, cheese and greens, mineral water, fruit juice, sparkling pear juice, a bottle of wine and about 3 liters of vodka for that much money. Personally I hope I am never able to consume that much of anything in one sitting ever in my life. I just don't have the willpower to aspire to that level of gluttony.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Xoşbəxt Olsun!
(Me chilling at my local restaurant, along with the staff thereof. A bottle graveyard, a testament to the love of spirits here. Yes, those are all vodka and beer bottles, with a couple of wine bottles tossed in for good measure.Finally, the two signs in Azeri read, respectively, "The martyrs' spirits will live on in our hearts" and "May Allah accept you in paradise".
Since my last post was thoroughly depressing, I decided I might as well spend the rest of my time here in the internet club trying to lighten the mood. So now a positive story! Hooray!
I went to my first Azeri wedding! I'm sure most of you would expect to be quite a different affair from our weddings in America since this is a Muslim country, and you would be right. However, not how you think. The bride and groom dress in Western wedding clothes, just like us. They have a small wedding ceremony at the house, where a red ribbon is tied around the bride's waist and they walk around a mirror three times and a bunch of other stuff I don't understand. Afterwards they are, at least in the eyes of Allah, married. However, this ceremony is restricted to family, and is just a small part of the whole. After this, the bride a groom load up in a Mercedes decked out with ribbons and flowers, and proceed to drive around town, followed by a line of cars, all of which are blaring their horns, flashing their lights, and generally driving like complete maniacs. After a few trips around town the new couple arrive at the "Şadlıq Sarayı", which literally means "Palace of Joy". Then the real party begins. This part of the event is officially known as a "toy", which means wedding. I think the real translation should be "testament to excess". Imagine a banquet/dance party created in collaboration with Madonna and the Shah of Iran, with a touch of Turkish flair...and you get the general idea. It's LOUD, and considering my feelings on Azeri music you can imagine how well this sat with me. It starts benignly enough with the bride and groom being officially married by the state, signing the marriage license, etc. Then the fun beings. FOOD, and I mean a ton of it. An endless stream of soup, vegetables, fruit, cold cuts, kebabs, and everything else in the Azeri culinary lineup. This is accompanied by drinks, and of course by drinks I mean vodka. There are two waiters to every table, and every time a toast is made your glass is immediately refilled. This continues until you either refuse or can no longer walk. Once everyone has been well lubricated by the copious libations and general cheer, it's time to DANCE! Azeri dancing is a rather foolish looking pratice, but increbidly easy to learn. Essentially you stand up, hold your arms out to your side, kick your feet around and look really depressed. I don't know why the last part is important, but apparently it is., because faces completely bereft of cheer dominate the dance floor until late into the night, when the more reserved people have gone home and the floor becomes a land of drunkards and maniacs. These things can go on for hours. I managed to stay for a total of three and felt rather proud of myself for even that much. Hardcore toy-goers can go on for 7-8 hours straight, eating and drinking enough to kill most mortal men.
I've already got two more wedding invitations for the month of December. Next time I'll try to bring a camera and get some upclose shots of the action as it unfolds. Till then, xoşbext olsun! (be happy!)
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