If it would please the Court, I would like to present exhibits A through E, photographs of my ev (Azeri for "home"). Included are pictures of the porch with two doors which lead into the respective bedrooms, the kitchen (the stove is to the left, out of shot), the house itself seen from the yard amidst the gigantic weeds I've yet to cut down because I don't enjoy cutting an entire yard with scissors, the hamam (shower house) and the dreaded outhouse. Anyone offended by the outhouse picture can direct your comments to one Ms. Linda Neighbors, who specifically requested it. Anyone offended by the rest of the pics has a bug up their butt and needs to either get it out or stop reading this blog.
I present these exhibits for the consideration of the people of the Jury.
I rest my case.
Verdict: Guilty
2 comments:
Those are just old pics of your place in Cedar Crest.
ballin', son.
i was told there would be punch and pie...
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